Shannon. Real life dumb dumb/dingus. I like to get on stage and tell jokes. Twitter: @shangoskel
I just drove my car into a ditch. Not a joke.
who quit her unpaid internship because it was too hard. a week before it ended.
who gets so anxious that she stress vomits
who has quit two jobs this summer
who cried in front of her boss and had a panic session with her professor over e-mail in the same 24 hours
who wants to give up on the money she spent on a film degree to pursue stand up full time
who self pities so hard it actually hurts
who really just wants to be hugged and fed hot soup while watching Mamma Mia!
her anxiety prevents her from getting anything done
who is trying so hard to work through that right now, but honestly she just feels like passing out forever
this is definitely all related to dead mom
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
I’m literally so busy right now I don’t have time to poop.
friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”