1. I just drove my car into a ditch. Not a joke.

  2. It’s next door.

    It’s next door.

  3. who quit her unpaid internship because it was too hard. a week before it ended.

    who gets so anxious that she stress vomits

    who has quit two jobs this summer

    who cried in front of her boss and had a panic session with her professor over e-mail in the same 24 hours

    who wants to give up on the money she spent on a film degree to pursue stand up full time

    who self pities so hard it actually hurts

    who really just wants to be hugged and fed hot soup while watching Mamma Mia!

    her anxiety prevents her from getting anything done

    who is trying so hard to work through that right now, but honestly she just feels like passing out forever

    this is definitely all related to dead mom

  4. walkingwithdragons:

    Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

    Reblogged from: lizdexia
  5. zapstraighttoitdotcom:

Jason Mantzoukas on emojis

    zapstraighttoitdotcom:

    Jason Mantzoukas on emojis

    Reblogged from: unicornery
  6. Heathers (1988)

    Reblogged from: lizdexia
  7. thorinbaggins:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

I ain’t watching this bullshit.


As much as I want Aaron Paul to be in everything, what the actual shit.

    thorinbaggins:

    spikefuckingjonze:

    anyone else noticing a trend here?

    I ain’t watching this bullshit.

    As much as I want Aaron Paul to be in everything, what the actual shit.

    Reblogged from: rip-homegirl
  8. I’m literally so busy right now I don’t have time to poop.

  9. kenway:

    friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

    Reblogged from: realfart
  10. arcticmonkgays:

i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album

    arcticmonkgays:

    i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album

    Reblogged from: pastabot
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