Shannon. Real life dumb dumb/dingus. I like to get on stage and tell jokes. Twitter: @shangoskel
at work I keep freaking out about the small stuff and it’s like “you know the fact that you messed up filing doesn’t matter right?” but then I’m like “IT ALL MATTERS”
having two bad jobs back to back has made me very afraid that I will get yelled at, fired, belittled at the drop of a hat even though all signs point to this being a good working environment.
basically fuck my brain.
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
has it really been a year since this moment
As an adult, you reread Pippi Longstocking and find yourself really sympathizing with the villainous social workers who just wanted the eight-year-old orphan who lived alone with a pet monkey to go to school and stop endangering the other neighborhood children.